Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Loose Canons Ep. 18 One False Move



Loose Canons Ep. 18 One False Move




The podcast is about to make a singular misstep when we discuss two unattractive Bills in Carl Franklin's "taut" thriller with all the early 90s hairstyles you can handle.

Episode Timeline:

Loose Canons Public Podcast Service Announcement 00:00-00:18
Liked it & Disliked it 01:40-07:00
Patrick wants to talk about the ending 07:00-09:58
Reuben’s Very Big Reading of what the ending might mean in a Very Large Context 09:58-11:55
Shot in the head just like in that other movie 11:55-13:45
Bill Paxton is not White America 13:45-15:34
Patrick says “class” a lot 15:34-16:10
Basil makes good points 16:10-16:50
Nobody is innocent 16:50-17:50
Ilya has a theory about that other cop getting shot 17:50-19:05
Patrick and Reuben debate survival 19:05-22:10
Sociopaths with glasses (featuring a Wire reference!) 22:10-23:50
Let’s talk about that batshit opening scene 23:50-25:45
And how nothing really happens after that 25:45-29:55
Basil hates how this movie was scripted 29:55-31:35
Unattractive Bills 31:35-33:00
Awkward Racial Hollywood Stereotype Talk (Ilya’s fault) 33:00-36:25
That convenience store scene is pretty awesome 36:25-37:40
Who feels bad about cops getting shot? Not us! 37:40-38:25
Basil reads Bill Paxton right 38:25-39:00
Reuben and the rest of us read Bill Paxton wrong 39:00-41:44
One False Move? More like Every False Move! 41:44-43:15
Reuben feels frustrated by this movie’s crappy police work 43:15-44:22
Siskel & Ebert are not robots! 44:22-45:22
What is that noise? Who is making that noise? 45:22-46:01
Ilya and Reuben hate “taut” thrillers 46:01-46:50
Carl Franklin never really made it 46:50-49:20
Neither did Ernest Dickerson 49:20-49:50
Surviving the Game is a fun movie, or so Russia thinks 49:50-51:15
Rutger Hauer’s acting portfolio 51:15-52:30
Back to the movie and back to that batshit opening scene 52:30-55:15
Billy Bob writes about black people at dance parties 55:15-56:40
Thanks for listening, everybody! 56:40-57:28
Outtakes!!! 57:28-58:06

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Loose Canons Ep. 16 Little Caesar

Loose Canons Ep. 16 Little Caesar
Reuben, Patrick, Basil and Ilya take on the hard hitting pizza documentary Little Caesar from 1931.