Timeline: Warped Ones
00:00-00:50 We are Podcasting Sisyphus
00:50-01:25 Reuben can’t pronounce the director’s name
01:25-03:00 Meet our (varyingly nasal) voices!
03:00-09:00 Liked It (Patrick, Basil), Disliked It (Reuben, Ilya)
09:00-09:40 Reuben wants to murder Akira
09:40-12:30 Patrick is wrapped up in Akira’s awfulness
12:30-14:00 This movie does have one (magical) black character
14:00-14:45 Fights are for people who can’t appreciate jazz
14:45-17:00 Warped Ones & PT Anderson
17:00-18:10 Warped Ones & Japanese Cinema History
18:10-19:40 Reuben’s Sun-Crazed Kryptonians Theory
19:40-23:20 Reckoning with historic trauma through accusatory, fucked-up characters
23:20-24:50 Nobody has written anything about this movie (jk)
24:50-25:45 Donald Richie – The One Man Wrecking Crew of Japanese Film Criticism
25:45-29:15 Basil – our Donald Richie
29:15-31:45 Every country on earth has a New Wave ‘cept the U! S! A!
31:45-34:05 This movie has really dumb opinions on modern art
34:05-37:40 Akira is crazy vs. Akira is boring
37:40-40:20 Doing whatever you want without consequence? Not that wild!
40:20-42:50 “Rebuilding is pointless and everything is the worst” – Japan
42:50-43:50 Akira did just get out of prison, for what it’s worth
43:50-44:30 Patrick feels bad for the happy couple
44:30-46:20 Wait, what happy couple?
46:20-48:00 The Kryptonians may just want the same things everyone else wants
48:00-50:00 That really doesn’t work out well for them, though
50:00-52:30 “We really need to talk about the past but we just won’t” - Japan
52:30-54:10 Erasing the past in A Town of Love and Hope
54:10-55:10 Most (movies about) young people are boring
55:10-58:30 Assuming audience awareness and the movie’s setting vacuum
58:30-01:00:30 Patrick was with the movie all the way
01:00:30-01:03:00 Ilya liked the phrenology scene and what it says about acting
01:03:00-01:06:00 Making fun of character psychology
01:06:00-01:07:15 Mona Lisa needs a mustache
01:07:15-01:09:45 Reuben thinks Kids had better things to say on similar subjects
01:09:45-01:10:50 Basil wasn’t bored cause the movie moves quickly
01:10:50-01:11:20 Nobody’s really a good person in this movie
01:11:30-01:12:15 Except for Gill, the magical black guy
01:12:15-01:13:50 Akira’s (and everyone’s) dream: swim off into the sunset with a black person
01:13:50-01:15:00 RIP Pimp C
01:15:00-01:17:40 This podcast is as long as the movie!
01:17:40-01:18:57 Thanks for listening, everyone (Michael)!
00:50-01:25 Reuben can’t pronounce the director’s name
01:25-03:00 Meet our (varyingly nasal) voices!
03:00-09:00 Liked It (Patrick, Basil), Disliked It (Reuben, Ilya)
09:00-09:40 Reuben wants to murder Akira
09:40-12:30 Patrick is wrapped up in Akira’s awfulness
12:30-14:00 This movie does have one (magical) black character
14:00-14:45 Fights are for people who can’t appreciate jazz
14:45-17:00 Warped Ones & PT Anderson
17:00-18:10 Warped Ones & Japanese Cinema History
18:10-19:40 Reuben’s Sun-Crazed Kryptonians Theory
19:40-23:20 Reckoning with historic trauma through accusatory, fucked-up characters
23:20-24:50 Nobody has written anything about this movie (jk)
24:50-25:45 Donald Richie – The One Man Wrecking Crew of Japanese Film Criticism
25:45-29:15 Basil – our Donald Richie
29:15-31:45 Every country on earth has a New Wave ‘cept the U! S! A!
31:45-34:05 This movie has really dumb opinions on modern art
34:05-37:40 Akira is crazy vs. Akira is boring
37:40-40:20 Doing whatever you want without consequence? Not that wild!
40:20-42:50 “Rebuilding is pointless and everything is the worst” – Japan
42:50-43:50 Akira did just get out of prison, for what it’s worth
43:50-44:30 Patrick feels bad for the happy couple
44:30-46:20 Wait, what happy couple?
46:20-48:00 The Kryptonians may just want the same things everyone else wants
48:00-50:00 That really doesn’t work out well for them, though
50:00-52:30 “We really need to talk about the past but we just won’t” - Japan
52:30-54:10 Erasing the past in A Town of Love and Hope
54:10-55:10 Most (movies about) young people are boring
55:10-58:30 Assuming audience awareness and the movie’s setting vacuum
58:30-01:00:30 Patrick was with the movie all the way
01:00:30-01:03:00 Ilya liked the phrenology scene and what it says about acting
01:03:00-01:06:00 Making fun of character psychology
01:06:00-01:07:15 Mona Lisa needs a mustache
01:07:15-01:09:45 Reuben thinks Kids had better things to say on similar subjects
01:09:45-01:10:50 Basil wasn’t bored cause the movie moves quickly
01:10:50-01:11:20 Nobody’s really a good person in this movie
01:11:30-01:12:15 Except for Gill, the magical black guy
01:12:15-01:13:50 Akira’s (and everyone’s) dream: swim off into the sunset with a black person
01:13:50-01:15:00 RIP Pimp C
01:15:00-01:17:40 This podcast is as long as the movie!
01:17:40-01:18:57 Thanks for listening, everyone (Michael)!
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